Population Joke - Funny Joke

A team of population went to survey the people and their kids. They knock a tribal home and ask the owner of the house that how many sons and daughter have you? The owner of the house called his wife to bring gun and all bullets. The team started to running away to save their lives. They feel that the owner of the house is danger. He will shoot us. But the owner chased them and asked them why are you running?. They told him that you want to kill us by your gun and bullets. The owner of the house started laughing by saying this that gun is my daughter’s name and bullets are my sons name….hahahaha

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A Maternity Joke - A Maternity Joke - pregnancy joke - Public Joke

Two uneducated ministers were invited by their people. They were very happy to see a big crowd of people who were greeting them with clapping.One minister was addressing the people with special announcement that he is granting a Maternity hospital for women. By hearing this grant people look very happy and make clapping .The other one minister was jealous for such clapping in his favor. He said the people that first one minister has granted you a Maternity hospital for women. So I am going to grant you a Maternity hospital for men. Because in many miles there is no such hospital for men. Men feels much hurts by reaching city hospital. By hearing this, people started laughing and make fun of this minister. People threw stones on him by saying this that your elder brother remains here and he is pregnant so you need a female doctor for him from city.......hahahahahhaa

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Doctor Patient Joke - Voluptuous Woman Joke - Hospital Joke

A young voluptuous woman was feeling hotness in her feelings and went to a gynecologist. The doctor examined her pulse and beauty in deep.He asked that beautiful lady for getting undress.As she getting undressed, the doctor began to stroke her beautiful thighs.Doctor asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing? and what are you feeling" She Said, "I am feeling comfort and you are you're checking for any abrasions." Doctor said,"Good! That is right." Then Doctor began to fondle her breasts.Doctor asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing now? and what are you feeling " She said, "you're checking for breast cancer and I am feeling hotness." Doctor said,"Wow! Do you like it" She replied in yes. Doctor started having sex with her by saying this,"Do you know what I'm doing now? and what you feels" she said. "You're getting herpes,that is why I came here at you for this!" hahahhahaha

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Sunday joke - Foolish joke - Liar Joke - Mistake Joke

One day two foolish met by chance. They were very happy because they have put on new clothes. One asked the other foolish that on what day you born?. He replied him that he was born on Sunday. Second foolish told him that you are a liar,you could not born on Sunday because on Sunday it is holiday all over the world. First one made excuse by saying this sorry MISTAKE!. First one also asked other one that where you born?. He replied that he was born in hospital. First one told him that you are a big liar because you could not born in hospital on Sunday. It is holiday all over the world.....hahahahahaha

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Villager joke - Teacher joke - Officer Joke - Un educated Joke

Some villagers went to District Education Officer. There, they complained against the teacher. Officer asked the villagers does he not come on duty in time? The villagers told the officer that he is punctual. Officer inquired, does he keep a bad character?. The villagers told the officer that he is good moral. Officer asked the villagers in anger that why you have complain against the teacher. The villagers told the officer that he is uneducated person so please take an action against him... The officer told the villagers innocently that don't worry I am also uneducated person like him ....hahahahaha

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Elephant joke - Underwear joke - Rat joke

An elephant was getting bathe into the sea There was a rat standing at the coast The rat addressed to an elephant with loud noise, elephant! come out from the water. An elephant came to that coast, where rat was standing. Then rat asked him go back. An elephant asked him in anger, why you asked me for doing so?. The rat replied him innocently that someone has stolen my underwear, so I thought you have theft my underwear because there is no else one who steal our things.... hahahahahaha

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Deaf joke - Blind Joke - Undresed Joke - Funny people Joke

Three funny people met by a chance on a railway station one was deaf other was blind and third was undressed They were very happy by sharing their funny jokes Suddenly, blind man and undressed man got shocked when deaf told them that he has heard the song of happy wedding near to them After taking trust on deaf the blinded asked them, that dont waste your time,Let us go to watch wedding dance.But undressed man, asked them innocently that I cant come with you because wedding people are very dangers they will take off our clothes and make us naked I have only underwear may be they take off my underwear They will make fun on me by saying this look at www.undressed.com and get free space for launch your website, along with active server, so get your ad sense account for earnings but free,..... hahahahaha

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Postman Joke - love letter Joke - Insult Joke

There are a lot of beautiful birds, whispering only about you, on every morning, you should come once, & listen to them, then you would know, how much I love you with heart and soul. Here around people I feel alone,. I miss your innocent smile, miss you each day, from every Monday to every Sunday,! If our love is stolen away, by the people, I am sure, Buildings burn, people die, but true love never dies, ...If I die, and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star,. So that, all the angels can see, how much you mean to me, !! I love you I cannot live without you!!! After completing the love letter, she went to post office, and ask post master, please give me an envelop with stamp tickets, because I want to send this love letter to foreign, Post master asked her, what is its weight, she replied its weight is lot of tones, There was standing a postman when he heard about love letter weight in tones he asked the girl what you wants to send in your envelop she replied that she wants to send all her love to her boyfriend, postman asked her, that I am sorry, I cant put that weight, on my shoulders, because it is too heavy, i am too weak,.....by hearing this, all people started laughing,....hahahaha

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Liars Joke - Fishing Joke - Jojo Joke

One day two liars met by chance. They were sharing their stories. One told the other that one day I went to the lake for fishing. As I put my net into the water for catching the fish. I was puzzled by seeing this that there was a heavy weight fish about 100 kg in my net. The other one started his story that he also went to the river for fishing. As he put his net into the water he was really upset & feared by seeing this that there was a fire on the candle in his net from water. The first one told him that I don't believe. Fire into the water is impossible. The other one told him if fire is not possible from water then 100 kg weight fish is not possible by you through fishing net because your weight is only 60 kg so how you pull out 100 kg weight from water. First one told him that I will less the weight of my fish and you must fuel your candle....hahahahaha

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China Joke - Teacher Joke - Love joke - Student Joke

A teacher asked the student in the class that who invented the Love first time in the world? The student replied him that China has invented it very quick Teacher asked him how it possible? Because America, Russia, Canada, Romania,Philippine & Europe are so fast in all fields (before marry women give birth babies) The student told the teacher that China is such country whose anything has no any warranty and guarantees for life time That is why love has never succeeded completely in the world Teacher laughed by saying wow...... hahahahhahahaha

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