Father and son joke How to open closed the door

There was a little son who asked his dad about his assignment
Little son: dad! what is escalator? 

Dad: oh! very simple my son, ,it is stairs go up and down
Little son: asked by dad!  

what is elevator? 

Dad; again very simple That is door open closed goes up and down Little son:  what is calculator? 

Dad; oh! very simple it is a door open closed like you brain for paying school fees with extra charges 

Little son: I haven'tsee that going up and down even close or open. Neither I have seen door open closed,  as my mom gave me birth but only see you while going up and going down on my Mom

Dad; oh! very bad why you like this for old books.You want to be dirty boy 

Little son:  No no Dad! you know any definition is cleared and explained with photos only in old books. That is why I am always looking at you and looking at Mom whats new formula  for love subject how open closed the door before enter inside it 

                                       

Grandson-Grandfather-Grandmother full joy capsule joke

A grandson kept full joy capsule under the pillow of his grandfather bed and wrote some words on white paper that  if you got comfort after eating full joy capsule then please must give me prize of 100$.... The next morning grandson got surprised while getting 1100 $ instead of 100$ from the pillow of grandfather bed So he asked from his grandfather why you kept 1100$ instead of 100$ it means you got enjoy 11 times after eating full joy capsule .... Grandfather asked him that he kept only 100$ for getting comfort after eating full joy capsule but your grandmother has kept 1000$ for you because she got more joy from me because of your full joy capsule and got million of hopes you will do again like this so she still waiting and every night she always check my pillow if you had kept full joy capsule again .... hahahahhaha

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Population Joke - Funny Joke

A team of population went to survey the people and their kids. They knock a tribal home and ask the owner of the house that how many sons and daughter have you? The owner of the house called his wife to bring gun and all bullets. The team started to running away to save their lives. They feel that the owner of the house is danger. He will shoot us. But the owner chased them and asked them why are you running?. They told him that you want to kill us by your gun and bullets. The owner of the house started laughing by saying this that gun is my daughter’s name and bullets are my sons name….hahahaha

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Afridi Boom Boom Joke - Cricket match Joke

Afridi Boom Boom has hit the ball and it struck the tree in hell.The tree fallen over The combined wall of heaven and hell.The people who were in hell were became so happy by clapping that they are free to see cricket match in heaven without any ticket because Shah Rukh has blocked dish TV service from many countries.The people who are in hell always pray 4 Afridi to make 6 and sixes for falling more walls.The Satan requested God to let them see this world cup.God asked the Satan what is planning about the final of this match. The Satan told innocently that winner team of this match is Australia.God asked him that why Australia is winner team? The Satan told that i am 3rd umpire of this match so no other will win the match because Australian has offered me work visa along with green card hahahahahahaha

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A Maternity Joke - A Maternity Joke - pregnancy joke - Public Joke

Two uneducated ministers were invited by their people. They were very happy to see a big crowd of people who were greeting them with clapping.One minister was addressing the people with special announcement that he is granting a Maternity hospital for women. By hearing this grant people look very happy and make clapping .The other one minister was jealous for such clapping in his favor. He said the people that first one minister has granted you a Maternity hospital for women. So I am going to grant you a Maternity hospital for men. Because in many miles there is no such hospital for men. Men feels much hurts by reaching city hospital. By hearing this, people started laughing and make fun of this minister. People threw stones on him by saying this that your elder brother remains here and he is pregnant so you need a female doctor for him from city.......hahahahahhaa

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Doctor Patient Joke - Voluptuous Woman Joke - Hospital Joke

A young voluptuous woman was feeling hotness in her feelings and went to a gynecologist. The doctor examined her pulse and beauty in deep.He asked that beautiful lady for getting undress.As she getting undressed, the doctor began to stroke her beautiful thighs.Doctor asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing? and what are you feeling" She Said, "I am feeling comfort and you are you're checking for any abrasions." Doctor said,"Good! That is right." Then Doctor began to fondle her breasts.Doctor asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing now? and what are you feeling " She said, "you're checking for breast cancer and I am feeling hotness." Doctor said,"Wow! Do you like it" She replied in yes. Doctor started having sex with her by saying this,"Do you know what I'm doing now? and what you feels" she said. "You're getting herpes,that is why I came here at you for this!" hahahhahaha

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Sunday joke - Foolish joke - Liar Joke - Mistake Joke

One day two foolish met by chance. They were very happy because they have put on new clothes. One asked the other foolish that on what day you born?. He replied him that he was born on Sunday. Second foolish told him that you are a liar,you could not born on Sunday because on Sunday it is holiday all over the world. First one made excuse by saying this sorry MISTAKE!. First one also asked other one that where you born?. He replied that he was born in hospital. First one told him that you are a big liar because you could not born in hospital on Sunday. It is holiday all over the world.....hahahahahaha

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